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When I first saw you from across the yard,
I knew you were the one.
With a walk, and a wink, and a way about you that said,
"Let's have some fun!"
I never thought in a million years,
I'd have to choose between my gut and my soul.
But she's a double-barreled spitfire temptress from hell!
And she's the only woman I've ever known.
She's better than beer,
She's better than weekends,
I'm gonna say it and you'll believe it,
She's better than bacon!
Now I know what you're saying, "Nothing's better than bacon!"
And with that, I would normally agree.
But you've gotta believe me, you'll never find a meat
that will love you unconditionally.
I never thought in a million years,
I'd be saying what no honest man should.
But you've gotta understand, the woman makes me a man,
And in a way that no salted meat could!
She's better than whisky,
She's better than a barbecue,
She's better than me, and you'd better believe,
The girl's better than you!
Well I can't eat her (but I certainly enjoy her).
She's better than bacon, better than bacon!
She's better than beer, the girl's better than bacon!
She's better than whisky,
She's better than a barbecue,
She's better than me, and you'd better believe,
The girl's better than you,
She's better than beer,
She's better than weekends,
I'm gonna say it and you'll believe it,
The girl's better than bacon.
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